Last week I posted Round One on this important event – finding Donald Trump’s winning tweet from all 36,000 ever written. However, only today President Trump came out with new missives that are right up there with the best.

In the second tweet the president displays either a fundamental misunderstanding of the way NATO works, or he’s deliberately lying.

Still, it’s too late for new tweets – the contenders have been chosen and it’s on to round two.

Third Month Mania: Round Two Introductory Video

 

 

Round Two Brackets

The winners from round one, chosen by more than half a million voters, are in. You can still vote in round two if you didn’t vote in round one, so join in the fun at the Third Month Mania website.

Celebrities Division

 

 

 

 

Government Affairs Division

 

 

 

The right hand tweet here is one of my favourites: “The electoral college is a disaster for democracy.” However, the irony of the tweet on the left makes this bracket a really tough choice. Trump was writing about Obama at the time of course, but the few errors Obama made are already paling in comparison to those of his successor.

 

This is another really tough selection. Both tweets could also go in the Enemies or WTF Division. A tweet that got my vote but hasn’t made it to the second round was one where Trump told the world about his great brain. I have trouble considering anyone who’s a climate change denier to have a great brain. On the other hand, the right hand tweet ticks so many boxes it’s hard to pass up. I have to admit, I’ve already forgotten which one got my vote, but I think it was the Chinese conspiracy theory one.

 

Enemies Division

This one was easy. The pu$$y-grabber-in-chief saying he respects women more than anyone has to go through to round three!

 

 

 

I went for the FAKE NEWS tweet here. I’m personally not convinced Donald Trump is racist though I do think he has a few racists in his inner circle. To call himself the “least racist person there is” is ridiculous hyperbole. Further, if that were true he wouldn’t have racists around him, and we’d have no birther conspiracy either.

 

 

WTF Division

Extending best wishes to the “haters and losers” got my vote in this bracket. It’s quite pathetic that he feels the need to point out that the plebs get nervous around him. However, lording it over the”haters and losers” so, um, generously,  takes the superiority complex to a whole new level!

 

 

Another “haters and losers” tweets for me to vote for. What a kind and understanding man to show such “great love and affection”! “They cannot help” the way they were born. FFS! WTF indeed! Sad (or sick).

 

Um, if it’s garbage, why does he drink it? We have here another example of Trump’s generous nature; they don’t treat him as well as he deserves but he is above all that.

 

I think you’ll agree there are some pretty tough choices here! Join in the fun at Third Month Mania – you have three more days to vote in this round.

 


 

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