The next round of Third Month Mania is upon us. The Tonight Show didn’t make a video for it so I didn’t get an e-mail alert. Therefore I’m late to the party and there’re only a few hours left to get your votes in.

Each bracket now only has one match-up left.

Celebrities Division

I chose the Bette Midler tweet here. It’s classic Trump – saying he’s not saying something by saying it.

 

Government Affairs Division

I had to go with the “gross incompetence” tweet in this pairing. I suspect that the Putin tweet will be the winner due to the dominance of the Russia issue in the media. However, the delicious irony of the second tweet does it for me.

 

 

Enemies Division

This was a really tough choice. In the end the first tweet got my vote. Again, it’s classic Trump. He simply announces what he wants people to believe and expects that to become reality. The truly disturbing thing is that it works with a significant proportion of the population. Like the last bracket though, I think it’s the phone tap(p) tweet that will win due to the Russia issue.

 

 

WTF Division

As I thought, we have the two “haters and losers” tweets up against each other in division final. That makes it really difficult to make a pick because they’re both such exemplars of #TrumpStyle.

In the end I went with the one on the right. Both tweets show the frequent failure of Trump to suitably express compassion or empathy, but “They cannot help the fact they were born fucked up!” is a real gem.

 

 

So get your skates on! You only have about half a day to get your votes in for the final four!

 


 

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