I first came across William Tapley, aka The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse and Co-prophet of the End Times, a few years ago via Anderson Cooper’s show on CNN – AC360. He’s one of those who believes that the book of Revelation in the Bible lays out a prophecy for the destruction of the world and that we’re currently in the End Times. Armageddon is just around the corner according to him, and he sees confirmation of this everywhere he looks. On AC360 he was waxing lyrical about the evils of the Denver International Airport. The place is apparently awash with phallic symbols tempting us to evil. I challenge you to get through this video without laughing:

If you want to know more from William Tapley The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse and Co-Prophet of the End Times and about Denver International Airport, don’t miss Sex and Satanism in the Denver Airport Murals.  From a fellow-traveller of Tapley’s, there’s also Illuminati Denver Airport Art Murals!

William Tapley The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse and Co-Prophet of the End Times has also given us prophecies about President Obama in Amazing Bible Prophecies About President Obama. On 7 November 2008 he conceded that Obama wasn’t, in fact, the Anti-Christ, but that he was predicted in the Bible‘s book of Daniel, and that he would be the last president of the United States. He got the job because not enough Americans prayed and fasted enough before the election. (So now you know. And here was me thinking is was because more people voted for him.) Tapley says he was one of those who did not pray and fast enough and in his Obama video tells us “the Lord gave me a severe case of arthritis in my left shoulder because I did not pray and fast enough for my country.”

Obama is, apparently, the “Last King of the South” and he is going to provoke the “Last King of the North” i.e. Vladimir Putin, into World War III. (We’re running out of time!) According to Tapley, Obama gets this kingship because he is from Kenya, which is due south of Jerusalem and Putin qualifies because Moscow is due north of Jerusalem. (Actually Kenya and Moscow are both a couple of degrees east of Jerusalem, but you can’t have everything.)

William Tapley The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse and Co-Prophet of the End Times goes on to tell us:

The Lord also revealed something else to me before the election, which I could not let people know until now. On this programme I will reveal how the Lord wants us to act during the years that Obama is President of the United States. The Lord showed me that the presidency of Barack Obama will be similar to the fate of the Israelites as found in Jeremiah chapter 27 where they had to accept the yoke of King Nebuchadnezzar, the King of Babylon. Jeremiah tells the Israelites that they must accept the yoke of the king and that things were going to get worse before they get better. … However, if enough Americans pray from this day forward, we can mitigate the punishments which God will mete out to us.

King Nebuchadnezzar’s authority though, as William Tapley The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse and Co-Prophet of the End Times points out, came from God himself. Therefore if Americans want to survive these years of Great Tribulation (i.e. Obama’s rule) you mustn’t criticize him and must do as he says.

In 2012 he wrote a song for the US presidential election not only urging voters to support the Romney-Ryan ticket, but stating that Obama was gay and that after the election Michelle Obama would leave him and he would “shack up” with a man:

Once again the country didn’t pray and fast enough so Obama won again. Since then he’s been prophesying that Obama will take a third term in office. He made this video 13 months ago – the leaps of logic in which the results in a series of sporting events apparently confirm his prophecy are bizarre to say the least. One example is a horse called Pharoh crossing the finish line at 6.23, and 23 represents two-thirds, which is .66 therefore it represents 666 meaning Obama will take a third term. Makes perfect sense. Serena Williams wearing one black and one white shoe while on the podium at the Olympics means the same thing. He has many examples of proof of his prophesy, just waiting to be discovered. He reveals them all, and his followers regularly let him know new ones they’ve discovered which he them shares.

After all this it seems that  William Tapley The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse and Co-Prophet of the End Times has decided that Trump is his man, and he’s even written a song to celebrate the occasion of his confirmation as the Republican nominee. This is perhaps even more dreadful than his last campaign song:

No, William Tapley The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse and Co-Prophet of the End Times is not a Poe – he really believes all this stuff and so do his followers. He gives the rest of us a good laugh I suppose, but we really would be better of without these beliefs being part of the discussion.